Drug Dealers | Software Developers |
Refer to their clients as "users" | Refer to their clients as "users" |
"The first one's free!" | "Download a free trial version..." |
Have important Asian connections. | Have important Asian connections. |
Strange jargon: | Strange jargon: |
Realize that there's tons of cash | Realize that there's tons of cash |
Clients really like your stuff when it works. | Clients really like your stuff when it works. |
Job is assisted by the industry's | Job is assisted by the industry's |
Often seen in the company of pimps, | Often seen in the company of marketing |
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just | When things go wrong, a "fix" is just |
A lot of people are getting rich | A lot of people are getting rich |
Product causes unhealthy addictions | DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D... |
Do your job well and you can sleep with | Damn! DAMN!!! |
I got this from here.
HA ha. For the last point the drug dealers certainly have it going for them...
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ReplyDeleteSystem.out.print("DAMN") ;
ReplyDeleteSystem.out.print("L000000L") ;
System.out.print(”DAMN”) ;
ReplyDeleteSystem.out.print(”L000000L”) ;
lol funny
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ReplyDeletewould print "DAMNL000000L"
which probably isn't what you expect.
retard...
This is TOO funny! Should we be concerned about our wording now? I have heard lots of stories about people getting fired for what they are posting on FB, are we going to be investigated for the things we say and write now? LOL great post, thanks
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