24.2.07

Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers























































Drug Dealers



Software Developers



Refer to their clients as "users"



Refer to their clients as "users"



"The first one's free!"



"Download a free trial version..."



Have important Asian connections.



Have important Asian connections.



Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs"


Strange jargon:
"SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft"


Realize that there's tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market


Realize that there's tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market


Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn't work they want to kill you.


Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn't work they want to kill you.


Job is assisted by the industry's
producing newer, more potent product.


Job is assisted by the industry's
producing newer, more potent products.


Often seen in the company of pimps,
hustlers and low-lifes.


Often seen in the company of marketing
people, venture capitalists and fund managers.


When things go wrong, a "fix" is just
a phone call away, but may be expensive.


When things go wrong, a "fix" is just
a phone call away, but may be expensive.


A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.


A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.


Product causes unhealthy addictions



DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D...



Do your job well and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you.


Damn! DAMN!!!



I got this from here.

21 comments:

  1. HA ha. For the last point the drug dealers certainly have it going for them...

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  2. yeah saw this some time last year. well software devs might not get movie stars but any ho will do.

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  3. So that's why "I'll validate your XHTML for you baby" is getting me nowhere with the ladies? ;)

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  4. Lol! I like it. Hope you're feeling a bit better now, dude!

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  5. damn. chose the wrong profession i guess :(

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  7. Soon to be former Software Developers21 March 2007 at 04:33

    I need a job change

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  8. Source acknowledged......

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  12. LOL - thats just too funny. I never noticed that there was that much of a comparision.

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  13. System.out.print("DAMN") ;
    System.out.print("L000000L") ;

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  14. System.out.print(”DAMN”) ;
    System.out.print(”L000000L”) ;

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  15. vbvn:
    would print "DAMNL000000L"
    which probably isn't what you expect.
    retard...

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  16. This is TOO funny! Should we be concerned about our wording now? I have heard lots of stories about people getting fired for what they are posting on FB, are we going to be investigated for the things we say and write now? LOL great post, thanks

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