With deep sense of happiness and victory, we are happy to announce the timely demise of demonic third term, which happy event occurred yesterday at the National assembly complex after a successful ghastly defeat of the proponents. Until his death, 3rd term was the most controversial issue affecting the minds of all Nigerians. He is survived by a few treacherous power drunk selfish individuals and millions of enemies among Nigerians.
Among his children are Remu\'a Sanjo\'oba, Tuman Siruna, Ke nwe jnr, Naga rryje, Rakitu Minusa, Karfima Ahmad, Hatudal Kisar Datafi, Neni A Nyto, Karbu Bba Himibra and many other shameless Nigerians. May his soul burn in hell. Let me hear you say BIG AMEN.
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