"You're a really nice guy, I hope everything works out for you"
"We know you'll get something soon, we think you're great!"
"you're a very capable and pleasant person, and I hope it all works out for you"
The next person who says anything similar to the above statements, will get a punch in the nose for thier troubles. I'm tired of being the nice guy, I'm tired of things not working out, I'm tired of everyone feeling sorry for me.
I just want this horrible ordeal to be over.