The Lord’s prayer

PLEASE NOTE: this joke is not 'theologically correct'. Hopefully, this humorous re-working of the Lord's Prayer will be taken in the light-hearted spirit it's meant.

Our Fowler
Thou art is scoring
Robbie be thy name
Thy transfer has

On a free as it is in January
Give us this day our favourite

Alonso will give you the best passes
As Carra stops those who pass

Deliver us the title
And lead us not into relegation

Forever and ever
Our man

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