Eighty-thousand blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention."
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world blondes are not stupid.Â May I have a volunteer?"
A young blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance!Â Give her another chance!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 of you in one place and we have the worlwide press and global
broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."
So she asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds the girl eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh-everyone is disheartened the blonde starts crying and the 80,000
blondes begin to yell and wave their hands shout: "GIVE HER ANOTHER
CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than good,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance." Then the young blonde
is asked: "What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 blondes
jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "GIVE
HER ANOTHER CHANCE!Â GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"