13.10.04

Twat

I've always known that David Beckham was an idiot. But he has surpassed all my expectations with his latest exploits. To admit he deliberately got a yellow card was stupid enough. But the way he did was simply classic. He actually thought he was being smart.

"I am sure some people think that I have not got the brains to be that clever (Brains?)," said Beckham.

"But I do have the brains. I could feel the injury so I fouled Thatcher, it was deliberate. (You must really feel very smart now, Mr. Beckham) "

"I knew straight away I had broken my ribs, I have done it before. I knew I would be out for a few weeks, so I thought: 'Let's get the yellow card out of the way."

I could spend all day insulting him, but I don't have the time, or the energy. But how can someone from a working class background become so dumb? I would have thought he would be streetwise, but how long does hanging out with Posh and co..... turn you into a complete muppet? It's just a bloody shame.

So what next ? One bookie is already jumping on the badwagon....


Wanting return to Man Utd - 12/1


Preferring Coke to Pepsi - 14/1


Preferring Nike to Adidas trainers - 18/1


Thinking Victoria's real name was Posh - 33/1


Deliberately heading Fergie's flying boot - 40/1


Thinking goals were rugby posts for Portugal pen - 66/1


You can get 8/1 on him admitting he deserves a ban for the deliberate foul on Thatcher, with the same price available for saying he's overpaid.


A confession that he wears women's underwear is available at 12/1, while preferred career changes include movie star (20/1), with astronaut and fireman both at 40s. And what about a 50/1 admission that he sucks his thumb or 25/1 that he hates all Spice Girls music?

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