23.7.04

A few one liners

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows."
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"

American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Indian: In India, it is only with female

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god...after that the letters reversed ( dog )

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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