7.6.04

Things you can only ever hear from a Nigerian

WORDS YOU WILL ONLY HEAR FROM A NAIJA MAN OR WOMAN (ABI U WAN BEGIN >DEY DISCLAIM - HISSSSSSSS !!!)

1. Insult upon injury 2. Nonsense and Ingredient
3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you 4. How Far?
5. Can i see your particulars? 6. Anything for me sir?
7. Are you mad? 8. Half-caste
9. Next tomorrow 10. Make i come block you dia
11. Lie, Lie 12. See me see trouble oh
13. Shift for me lemme sit 14. abeg vamus
15. nonsense say wetin happen 16. Abomination
17. Over my dead body 18. God forbid bad thing
19. I need to retouch my hair 20. any word with 'bloody' eg bloody fool, bloody liar
21. Na wa oooo 22. Tell me something
23. Why do you want to know my name? 24. I beg joo
25. Can u imagine..... 26. wonders shall never end....
27. Tofiakwa 28. Chei, Kai
29. Oya 30. Hold on I want to branch somewhere
31. Come and Escort Me 32. Stop at that junction over there
33. Borrow me your pen/biro 34. Still yet
35. Me and you will enter the same trouser 36. You are so annoying
37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches 38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
39. Effico 40. ITK- I too know
41. Muumu 42. How are you? 'We're managing'
43. and so what? 44. I want some assorted biscuits eg Rich tea, Digestive
45. Your face look familiar 46. You are so daft
47. NFA- No future ambition 48. Are you already ready?
49. That is so dry! 50. My belly is full
51. Did they sack you? 52. I trekked all the way here
53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss 54. I want to drink cold mineral
55. Which ones now? 56. He was trying to toast me
57. Jacker 58. Your head is not correct
59. Have you seen that film before? 60. Just imagine!
61. My school fees money 62. No wahala!
63. Revise back small 64. Oya, shake body
65. Shine your eye 66. Carry go
67. Don't try me o 68. Enough effizzy
69. Nna, You chop? 70. Ashewo bastard!
71. What happen? 72. We must wash am!
73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
74. You f--k up! 75. No be soooo!
76. I will see you today, athink? 77. Cold iced water!

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