30.6.04

New job

I said was considering a new job right? Well, apparently R'n'B star Beyoncé got paid £2million.....to......wait for it.............roll around on a sofa !! Actually, she was promoting a new fragrance by Tommy Hilfiger, but even she admitted, 'It is the easiest job I have ever had. I spent the day lying on a couch.'

How about Christina Aguilera? She got paid £200,000 to open the Harrods sale.Following in the footsteps of Joan Collins and Victoria Beckham, Aguilera sent fans into a frenzy when she arrived in an open, horse-drawn carriage. Harrods owner Mohamed Al-Fayed was so keen to clinch the 23-year-old's support that he flew her to London on his private jet from her home in California. But that still wasn't enough to keep her sweet - the diva had a few more requests. According to reports, Aguilera, who stayed in Mr Al-Fayed's penthouse, asked for ten bottles of mineral water at room temperature, a selection of herbal teas, organic milk, soy cheese, fresh fruit platters and non-vintage Veuve Clicquot Champagne. Satisfied, she turned on the charm in a Marilyn Monroe-style white strapless dress and black patent-leather shoes. She told shoppers: 'I have heard there are some really good bargains, so good luck shopping.'

So, my new game plan.....get famous...and get people to pay me for doing nothing.

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