After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF Nigeria IS ATTACKED?
Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks.
1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8:45 there won't be sufficient people to kill.
3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them.
4. Nigeria Airways would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by being delayed again.
5. Nigerians would've never let a terrorist hijack a plane. They would've broken his ass, and send him back to where he came from.
6. A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the terrorist with it over the head.
7. If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria he would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home a long time ago.
8. In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight
manual, they would've had to pay for it.
9. Osama would be so confused with who is really in power
10. You see... in Nigeria we are well prepared.