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You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.
You have two cows. You worship them.
You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the < ?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" />
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
You have two cows. They are both mad cows.
You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
You have two cows. You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
You have two cows You eat one and claim it was stolen Call in the Police to investigate Police arrest everyone living within 100 kilometers Torture them thoroughly until someone admits kidnapping the cow The police instead collects one cow each from everybody arrested You have your cow back and the Police now owns a cattle farm.